Illustra
03-19-2007, 08:14 PM
A burglar breaks into a house.
He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some cash on a table and takes it......
Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!
He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES".
He then says "What's your name?".
It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER JESUS".
He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some cash on a table and takes it......
Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!
He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES".
He then says "What's your name?".
It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER JESUS".