Illustra
05-12-2007, 03:29 PM
Caught cheating
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife
got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
with every nice chick he could cuddle with and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry
and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband.
After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had a quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put
her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume
playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to
your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got
lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"
Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife
got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing
with every nice chick he could cuddle with and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry
and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband.
After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had a quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put
her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume
playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to
your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got
lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"
Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!