Borntobeugly
11-07-2006, 10:07 PM
How can you tell the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead skunk?
Answer: There are skid marks leading up to the skunk!
What do you get when you combine a lawyer and a demon from hell?
Answer: No change
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Answer: Cut the rope
How do you keep a lawyer form drowning?
Answer: Get your foot off his head
What time is it when you have a lawyer neck deep in cement?
Answer: Time to get more cement
Answer: There are skid marks leading up to the skunk!
What do you get when you combine a lawyer and a demon from hell?
Answer: No change
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Answer: Cut the rope
How do you keep a lawyer form drowning?
Answer: Get your foot off his head
What time is it when you have a lawyer neck deep in cement?
Answer: Time to get more cement