Jethas
11-10-2006, 06:21 PM
| >Instructions on how to clean your toilet
| >
| >1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
| >water in the bowl.
| >
| >2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
| >bathroom.
| >
| >3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
| >You may need to stand on the lid.
| >
| >4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
| >that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
| >5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
| >rinse".
| >
| >6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
| >no people between the bathroom and the front door.
| >
| >7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
| >
| >8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and
| >run outside where he will dry himself off.
| >
| >9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
| >
| >Sincerely, The Dog
| >
| >1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
| >water in the bowl.
| >
| >2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
| >bathroom.
| >
| >3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
| >You may need to stand on the lid.
| >
| >4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
| >that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
| >5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
| >rinse".
| >
| >6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
| >no people between the bathroom and the front door.
| >
| >7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
| >
| >8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and
| >run outside where he will dry himself off.
| >
| >9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
| >
| >Sincerely, The Dog