Illustra
01-08-2007, 10:27 PM
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
Glanced up and saw a strikingly beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from
my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto
Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
Glanced up and saw a strikingly beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from
my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto
Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."